What's your chest hair worth? Well, looks like Tom Jones' famous chest rug is worth a few mill. (if you don't know Tom, he's the guy that was David Hasslehoff before David Hasslehoff was)



I kid you not. INSURED CHEST HAIR! What's he worried about? Falling chest first on a fire and surviving with everything but his chest hair intact? Having his chest hair plucked in his sleep?!


It's news items like that not only remind me I can surely find SOMEWAY to make a fortune, but remind me how incredible this America place truly is. Thank you, Tom.


Oh, and Tom? You're looking wicked old there pal. Hope you got some LIFE insurance too.