Hey mom and dad of young whipper-snapping America, guess what? Researchers just found out your kids are probably listening to songs about booze, sex, and drugs. Apparently these labcoats never turned the radio on before?

But here's a fun fact for you. Rock n' roll is cleaner than honkey tonk country and hip hop! I don't know if I should be embarrassed (that hip hop has pried rock n roll's spirit from it's fingers and replaced The Stones with Chingy) or if I should let mom and dad know that they done did good with me, because I'm at work, wearing a tie, and listening to Coldplay.