Dear whoever's in charge,

I know you're busy. You're in charge, so you must be. But if you don't bring this record to American shores soon, or at least let me know when I can expect it to hit sales racks in soon, I'm going to start shooting rubber bands at one random stranger every day until you do so. I might even start shooting spitballs if I'm so inclined.

Don't get careless. People don't need to get hurt over this. But don't think I won't hesitate.

Now think about this, you person in charge. The album has been receiving some very wonderful reviews around the world, right? Do you think me and my people are too good for it?

Not to mention, it was produced by Butch Vig on OUR shores, in LA. This album should belong to us! How could you be so selfish?

Plus, if you compare them to a flourishing mix of Nirvana, Green Day, and Ash, like much of the general rock rags do, you'll note such bands don't have much trouble selling in America. Sure, they sell more in the UK, but who doesn't these days?

And let's not forget the most important part, they are playing in NYC in 3 days, and their new record isn't for sale around here yet? What is wrong with you?

And! They were the first musical guest on The OC when they were promoting their first fiery delightful album--Young For Eternity, over here in the US. Now I realize you did this delayed release thing with them for that album too, but the album did push a few copies right? I know that I mantled them at least. I went so far as to name that record one of the top 5 releases of 2006 (even though Europe had it in their hands July 2005, jerk.)

I know "All or Nothing" has leaked on the internet and I could just get it for free. I don't want this album that way. I have 2 of the singles (look for 'Girls And Boys' and 'Alright' and DL those!) in my iTunes and I want more. I want the full pay off. It's blown my lid off. Nor do I feel like shelling out $30 for it to be imported. It's not the cost that keeps me from doing so, but the principle. And I know you, as soon as I shell out for an import, you'll release it here with bonus tracks. It wouldn't be the first time and I am not prepared to fall into a deep depression over that again.

So remember my threat! I got a bag full of blue rubber bands with strangers' names on it! Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Although, I also see that bassist Charlotte Cooper has broken up with singer Billy Lunn. So, maybe I'll let the album slide if you set me up on a date with her. Rawr!