Monday, August 25, 2008

How I postponed the Jon Reep show

My pen, truly, is mightier than the sword.

I must apologize. I am the man responsible for the sudden and disappointing cancellation of the Jon Reep comedy show last night in Reading. Yes, folks, I am "the emergency" that kept you from enjoying a side-splitting evening of laughter.

The Reading Comedy Outlet's announcement was that Reep (aka the "that thing got a Hemi" guy) himself postponed the show due to an "emergency."

But the truth is I wrote a preview story about this show last week, thus tarnishing your Sunday evening plans before the weekend even started.

I'm referring to a bludgeoning curse that tails me around where ever I go. It's been punishing those I write about for some time now and I apologize to you for being so naive about this show. I should have known it would come to this.

Here is how the curse works:
1. Chris March is asked to interview a band/celebrity/comedian for (insert publication here). and write a fiery preview for the upcoming event.
2. Chris March says "Yes! I love him/her/them! This will be fantastic!"
3. Chris March interviews said act, writes fiery preview piece of exciting prose and punchy quotes.
4. Chris March is offered a free ticket to event by promoter/manager/band/etc, and takes it without thinking twice because who says no to free tickets?
5. Chris March goes to said event, whether it means a drive to Atlantic City, Philadelphia, Reading or Spring City.
6. Chris March arrives and finds the show has been canceled.
7. Chris March cries and vows to give up on writing about awesome upcoming touring acts, because it's ruining lots of great evenings for friends and couples.

How many times has this happened?

Well, the above scenario happened with The Flaming Lips about 2 years ago. I wrote this article, and oops--they canceled.

Not long after, I wrote about The Killers for the same publication, and--trying to avoid the cancellation curse--I actually asked their manager if I could attend their show in Philly instead of the one in Atlantic City which was the one I previewed. But there was no fooling the curse! It knew of my scheming. The AC show went off without a hitch, but the Philly show was postponed due to an unfortunate family death.

Last year, I started working here at The Merc and started to write of bands less. But the curse still possesses the same hunger to ruin awesome shows, and has continued to bring it's awful misery to the masses any way it still can. Last fall, I got my hands on a pair of tickets here at work that I spun into a reader contest. To promote the contest, I of course wrote glowing tome's of the band and the contest which ran in the paper and on this blog. And what happened to the poor winner when he went to redeem his tickets and rock out to some "Syncronicity II"? He found out that Sting had a sore throat and had to postpone the show.

And now Jon Reep. Sorry to bring you into this mess.

But! Don't think I'm going to stop writing. I love writing! And I love chatting with these people that entertain and create. Please just be thoroughly cautious about attending something you see me writing about. It may mean a night of cancellations.

For information on the to-be-rescheduled Jon Reep show, check out www.readingcomedyoutlet.com

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Thursday, August 21, 2008

Show Review: The Mighty Magic of Bruce Springsteen

For Bruce Springsteen, it was just another night in the middle of August, under the stars out in the belly of Pennsylvania.

Thirty-thousand screaming people had been on their feet for hours, singing, swaying, beaming uncontrollably--their heads on other planets, hearts firing out of their chests. Hardly just another summer night, for most.

I confidently tell you that, on this night, Hersheypark Stadium was the brightest, loudest little corner in the whole wide universe to be in, if only for the 3 hours or so that the 58-year old Springsteen and his mighty E-Street Band banged around on stage before the tidal crowd. It was the first time The Boss had played the outdoor stadium in America's 'sweetest' town around in his long, winding career, and it didn't take him long to warm up to the venue.

"Well, I'm gonna raise a fuss, I'm gonna raise a holler!" Bruce howled, launching appropriately right into Eddie Cochran's "Summertime Blues," strumming the fuzzy hell out of his trademark telecaster guitar. Followed immediately by "Radio Nowhere," the first single from last year's release Magic.

His gruff delivery of the call-to-life chorus rang out throughout the wide-open farm fields of central PA the way he must have envisioned it when writing it. "Is there anyone alive out there?"

Even if you were alone in the stands, you were suddenly apart of something. I was in attendance by myself, but was quickly adopted by some fellow Bruce fans. "Are you alone?" said the woman behind me. "Uh... yea. I'm here from a newspaper to write about it and they only gave me one ticket," I said. "No, you're never alone at a Bruce concert!! You can be an honorary member of our family tonight," she said before introducing me to her husband and two kids.

From the get-go, it was no nostalgia act. Though the stands were plenty full with aging baby-boomer couples wearing Polo shirts tucked into khaki shorts and semi-retired sports car driving businessmen, the entire set was a magnetic celebration of life, love and music. Not a jaded reminder of "The Glory Days" or any of that, but an opportunity to create a new glorious day, with fresh performances of old songs and new.

Young children sung classic choruses into Bruce's microphone as he held it in front of their shy faces. Older kids danced with red, white and blue banners wrapped around them like blankets, dancing with one another to E-Street beats. Rabid fans shouted every word to every song. And hardly any one sat down through the music marathon, from the front of the stage to the very back of the stadium. It was every bit as intense as most say. From crowd reaction to band delivery.

The first thing you'll notice about a 58-year old Bruce Springsteen is how full of electricity he is. Soul patched, loose buttoned black shirt and jeans, pierced ears, frenetic brown hair, guitar slung to his side. He doesn't look like he's wrinkling to dust as your average aging rock star typically does. Nor does he look like he's clinging to some jaded image of youth. He just looks like a guy who is as ripe with life as he did 4 decades ago. Genuine, authentic, grateful, inspirational.

Even at his age, the music, the energy, and the fiery unfettered joy that beamed from Bruce on stage is that of a man possessed. And I'm told it's been this way for decades (Sadly, us 24 year olds can't talk about the good ol' days when Bruce played bars.) Whether it's by success, rock n' roll, God, or some magic spell, I can't say. It's like he summons the intensity of Joe Stummer, the thick rusty guitar strokes of Johnny Cash, the glowing mind of John Lennon, the traveling songbook knowledge of Bob Dylan, the charisma and soul-depth of James Brown and wields it all as his very own. He truly is a plugged in jukebox and is on all night long. There is no doubt this man lives for music, and for building connections with it.

Mid way through the set, the band got a special request to dig a reggae-flavored rarity, "Part Man Part Monkey," out of the vault--and they played it spot on, even though the band was learning it as they played it. Solid musicianship all around (and who doesn't love saxophonist Clarence Clemons?)

Of course, there was a brief flash when Bruce paused to chat politics, which the crowd seemed to find unfounded. "Oh here we go," said the guy next to me. "He's gonna blab about Obama now, isn't he?" But all Bruce really said was how we're sleeping through the erasing of our civil freedoms as Americans. "It might not seem like it has an immediate impact on you," he said. "But it's an attack on our Constitution, and so it's also an attack on our very souls as Americans." Not so ironically, that soul of Americans part is the same thing he's loosely been singing about since Greetings From Asbury Park, so if anyone is gonna talk to me at a concert about the state of the nation, I'm down with Bruce.

But aside from that, there is no line between Bruce and the crowd. Dozens of times throughout the night, the singer tumbles himself into the crowd, rolls around in them, wrapping himself up in all the life and love he can brush shoulders with. Sharing the mic, shaking hands, disappearing from the the distant viewers into his sea of fans. Fans sing and dance as if they're the ones on stage belting out "The River" and "Darlington County." It's one big, gigantic family all hanging out.

But a big chunk of the magic comes from the brass, ivory, strings and drum skins of "the world's best little bar band, " the E-Street Band. Phenomenal. They flexed their boldest muscles on "Waiting On A Sunny Day" and Patti Smith's "Because The Night" (which Smith wrote with Bruce). Not to mention the excellent Irish-jigged out "American Land."

Of course, what's a marathon concert without a marathon encore? The band followed up their breakneck performance with 7 more songs, including the gun-powdered "Thunder Road," a joyful "Tenth Avenue Freezeout," and a barn-burning "Born To Run," full of fists in the air and screaming voices gone horse.

And how does such a volcanic night end for America's jukebox band? Joe Grushecky ("rock n' roll's best kept secret", and is basically Pa's Bruce Springsteen) shows up out of nowhere and joins the band to play the classic Them song, "Gloria."

As midnight neared, every soul in that stadium rang their heart dry with the final song, even if they didn't know the words to the classic Van Morrison-penned song. "She comes here just bout midnight! She make me feel so good. Lord, she make me feel all right! Her name is G, L, O, R, I, A."

As glorious as glory gets.

If I haven't underscored the point enough, the spectacle of seeing a Bruce Springsteen concert with his E-Street Band--whether you own an album, think he's old or overrated or whatever--is something you must behold in your lifetime, while you still can. It's not about him. It's not about selling tickets. It's not even about music. It's about life, freedom, and a glowing love to be alive.

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Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Scene & Heard Mixtape: You Are The Dark

Ack!! Writing that last 'review' of The Dark Knight took a lot out of me. But I beg you to argue a film that dense doesn't deserve such a meaty manifesto! And may God bless those who actually read through the whole thing without breaking a sweat, or needing a potty break. But before I move on, can I please just post this image again? One more time? Please?!

There, NOW, I'm fully recovered.

..... and TOTALLY NOT DONE WITH THE DARK KNIGHT!

That's right. I'm back with more Dark Knight, but it's a mix for ya this time, themed after the movie... Well, sorta. I know the buzz is wearing off by now, but this mix features lots of little golden nuggets, so don't miss out on some greats for being so judgemental! This mix hardly riffs on the same 'serious' note as the movie did. Seriously! You HAVE to be a little off your bolts to put Coldplay's "God Put A Smile On My Face" in a mix about a movie like The Dark Knight, but just think about it for a moment... electing to put that song into this mix, kinda puts me in the 'genius' category on wikipedia. Let me know what ya think.

C'mon, MIX ME!

1. Smashing Pumpkins - The Beginning Is The End is The Beginning
2. Flaming Lips - Batman theme
3. Wolfmother - Joker & The Thief
4. Coldplay - God Put A Smile On My Face (live bootleg, Houston, TX, 1/28/2003)
5. Johnny Cash - Man In Black
6. Sex Pistols - Problems
7. Hans Zimmer & James Newton Howard - Why So Serious (score from The Dark Knight)
8. Thom Yorke - Black Swan
9. Elliott Smith - Black Bird (Beatles cover, live bootleg from The Steamboat, 5/3/2003)
10. Joseph Arthur - You Are The Dark (Live from The Living Room, NYC)


And if you're remotely curious why that Sex Pistols song ended up in there, allow me to remind you of the lyrics, and bare in mind Ledger's Joker.

Now I think I finally have The Dark Knight out of my system, so, if you got sick of that little era of mine, there are new and wonderful things ahead! Really!

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